- The Magic Wand Remote Control …
Make a complete Dumbledore of yourself as you control your TV, Sky, digibox, stereo and more, as if by magic, with this beautifully made, highly Hogwartian magic wand. Simply swish, whirl and flick to change channels, adjust volume and much more. Jeremy Kyle begone!
- Terry Turtle - $19.95
Making South Park sound like The Waltons, this potty-mouthed, motion-sensitive reptile really needs to wash his mouth out. Ideal for insulting passers-by, Terry is preloaded with over 25 highly, erm, original expletives. Utter g****s!
- 360 Spring Speaker - $19.95
Make a concert out of a concertina with this nifty little micro-speaker that unfolds like an accordion to boom out better noise. What a solution to your tinny, tiny amplification problems: simple, clever and far more useful than trying to play a real concertina too!
- Zip Code Puzzles - $34.95
Like all the best ideas Zip Code Puzzles are loaded with why-didn’t-I-think-of that? factor. Sadly you didn’t, so listen up. These absorbing map-style jigsaws are personalized to feature the area surrounding your favourite address. Simply send a full address and zip code of choice and leave the rest to us.
- The WineRack - $29.95
Hey girls - must improve your bust? Then do it with a stealth wine dispenser that you wear like a bra. As well as allowing you to secrete and sip drinks wherever you may roam, this boob-enhancing gizmo will increase your cup size by two full cups. Gulp!
- USB Turntable - from $99.95
The greatest thing to happen to music since Casey Kasem hung up his headphones, this idiot-proof USB turntable allows you to transfer your vinyl collection directly on to your computer.
- Sex Panther - $34.95
If you’ve seen Anchorman you’ll know all about Sex Panther. It’s the manly cologne made with bits of real panther and it’s more macho than a box set of Burt Reynolds’ movies covered in chest hair and engine oil. Time to musk up. Rrrr!
- R/C Drinks Cooler - $69.95
More preposterous than Richard Simmons and Nicole Richie combined, this R/C beer cooler is the ultimate gizmo for lazy boozers. Simply fill it with ice and pop in the cold ones. With a 30ft range, it’s every thirsty couch potato’s dream.
- Digital WiFi Detector - $69.9 …
Why bother booting up your laptop to find Wi-Fi hotspots when you can seek them out with this nifty handheld gizmo? Simply hit the scan button in a highly Jack Bauer fashion and the detector will sniff out a signal and display specific info, including signal strength, network ID, encryption status and channel.
- T-Equalizer - $29.95
Who’d have guessed that being a flasher could be so entertaining? It is when you wear this battery-operated T-shirt, because your chest becomes a pulsating graphic equalizer that reacts to the music around it..
- Moshi Monster Mopods - $6.99
Moshi Monsters are playful little creatures you can adopt online, but they’ve somehow muscled in on the world of cell phone accessories. Each weird but wonderful dome-dwelling character wiggles and spins when a call or text comes in. We feel a global craze a-coming!
- New York Times Puzzle - $34.9 …
Reading old newspapers is fascinating but putting together front pages from your date of choice is even better, especially when the front page in question is from the New York Times. These high quality jigsaws allow you to do exactly that and they’re all here in black and white!
- USB Desktop Dunk - $24.95
Bored of all that boring work stuff? Become a hoop-shooting basketball star with this USB-powered desktop game that features an LED scoreboard and interactive sound FX. Hideously addictive, it’s what USB ports were made for.
- Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Mone …
Pay tribute to the most improbable paranormal confection in movie history with this Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man art toy that doubles up as a money bank. At 11″ tall he’s not quite as imposing as the towering Ghostbusters star but he’s just as maniacally cute. Who ya gonna call?
- I Am Not A Paper Cup - $19.95
Here at Firebucks we love those coffee shop to-go cups. Unfortunately they’re made of flimsy paper. Enter this ceramic version of a modern design icon. Featuring a flexi-top for maximum slurpability, it’s the ideal vessel for stay-at-home coffee fans. Chocolate sprinkles?
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